Lindsay , self-obsessed .

Lindsay Lohan has recently confessed that she really loves being stalked by the paparazzi because she finds it flattering .

"In a way, it's cool that people want to know about, but in another, it's weird because they don't get the full story about me me. "

Right Lindsay, thanks for loving us. That's why we enjoy making up stories of you and how your entire diet consist of diet pills and coke . We know it's not true , but we like sleep better believing in seemingly deceptive truths .