An Epiphany about Britney

For once , the rumours are indeed true . Britney is indeed expecting twins, one in front , one behind.

Meanwhile, Britney has some advice foisted upon her to "to slow down on the heavy fast food, and remove herself from the potential damage of second-hand smoke from her husband."

To which the highness of ass's PR reps have replied to ask the doctor to "mind her own business, shut her trap & get a life"

That's right . Britney is not your normal average girl. She's having babies from her behind, only doctors from the other galaxies are qualified to dispense advice.