Colin joins the sex tape fratenity

So , another sex tape is out . This time featuring Colin Farrell and i'm very sure there are people out there who are very willing to fork out 1 million dollars to watch Colin perform "mind boggling sexual gymnastics" with someone else .

I'm just thankful that it features Colin when he was in much better shape than he is in now . Imagining a fat cow having sex is just like watching .. erm . the discovery channel . I would so totally rather watch rhinos getting it on.