The P word - Part II


Perfect don't you think ?
For those that are thinking of keeping your relationship & pregnancy under the wraps , Particularization have some tips for you .

1) Break up existing relationship to get the man you want .

2) Deny excessively to being a homewrecker . Add in subtle news of how you "always fall for your co-stars"

2) Have Sex . Lots of it . Your conquest ( see part 1 ) is not for nothing . Get pregnant .

3) Hide pregnancy , tell the whole world you're not pregnant . Helps to have an existing child which u can carry in your arms to hide possible bulging tummy .

4) Shop furtively in the baby section in the full few view of everyone . Put your good acting skills to use.

5) Meet the family of your new partner . Be sure to bribe everyone to keep the relationship & pregnancy under wraps .

6) Pretend as normal and wait till it's the right time to annouce the news .

Apparently , Angelina missed out step 5 .
Brad's brother, Doug, confirms: 'Angelina's pregnant!'

"He called to give the family the news. And after everything that's gone on the last few months, we're so happy," confesses Doug Pitt to the mag. "Brad and Angelina have come through a rough ride but one thing is indisputable they are made for each other."


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