Woman , Where's your Baby ?

Kate ,

We're thoroughly disappointed with you . First you allow an alien to impregnate you , and now , you won't even show us you alien spawn , Suri . We understand that you probably hated you B-lister life, but certainly , life now shouldn't be any better . Any consolation , should the Oscar Committee suggest an award for reality movie , you would probably win it .

Meanwhile , stop waving at us and show us the damn baby .

Love ,
Team Particularization