Confessions of a Lindsay

From her "i'll bitch slap you" face , let's try to list down what might be going through Lindsay's mind .

1) Stupid Car . Second time
2) Damn Paparazzi , how many times i must i try to kill you before u go away . 3 times ??
3) I'm wearing very ugly clothes today .
4) My roots need touching up
5) I'll bitch slap you