Short p-articles

- Page Six is claiming that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby . We think Page Six is itching for a lawsuit .

- Hollaback girl gets a make over. Hollaback boy ? This shit is definitely not b-a-n-a-n-a-s .

- Lindsay will not "get involved in any drama" or the paparazzi apparently .

- Piglet & Tigger dies . Sort of Who's next ? Winnie too ?

- Tom Cruise wants Nicole Kidman at his wedding to Katie Holmes . We hear he's inviting aliens too .